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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 16:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

No way

Why do I sweat so much? I’m 17 but I feel like I always need to re-apply deodorant and I am always self-conscious that I smell because I feel sweat under my arms.

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why did Paul McCartney use AI to help recreate the voice of John Lennon from an old cassette recording?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

Still no good

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

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Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Everyone loved it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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